Cavalierdillac, Standard of Some World

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 07/24/2014 at 13:45 • Filed to: None

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Grace, beauty, poise, power, the hallmarks of a cavalier gentleman. These are things the Cimarron did not have. This is delusions of grandeur on four wheels, the McMansion in Boca Raton falling apart after a few years, the Double Whopper on your tray vs the one in the menu photograph, the $5 lemonade sold at every sporting event ever which is 7/8th's ice. This is the Cuba Libre made with RC Cola. This is the PG rated Sex Scene.

Welcome to the Cimarron, the Lean Cuisine of Luxury.

RazoE > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 13:50

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Glad no company ever tried this again.

"Hey, let's take one of our cheaper cars, slap some leather on it and sell it under our luxury brand for tons more!"

oh wait.......

The Gray Adder > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 13:50

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This is the Cuba Libre made with Sam's Choice Diet Cola.

/FIFY

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 13:51

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I remember reading somewhere that there's a picture of this car hanging somewhere in the Cadillac offices that says "Never again" or something similar on it.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > RazoE 07/24/2014 at 13:51

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Haha indeed.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/24/2014 at 13:52

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I wouldn't be surprised if there was.

The Gray Adder > RazoE 07/24/2014 at 13:53

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It's so comical that this totally looks just like a Honda Civic, albeit a very nice one.

Bad Idea Hat > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 13:56

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Official driving gloves of the Rest Stop Axer.

RazoE > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/24/2014 at 13:57

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#NeverForget

thebigbossyboss > RazoE 07/24/2014 at 14:01

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How about this one!

thebigbossyboss > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 14:02

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it could have been worse. ASTON MARTIN SERIOUSLY WTF.

Mattbob > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 14:29

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official theme song of the Transformers movie and the Cadillac Cimarron.

Alex B > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 14:29

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It was FWD, right?

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Mattbob 07/24/2014 at 14:31

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The memories, wow.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Alex B 07/24/2014 at 14:33

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Correct, it was built on GM's J platform which it shared with the Cavalier as well as a whole host of other budget cars.

The Revengel > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 14:51

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"The hallmarks of a cavalier gentleman. These are things the Cimarron did not have."

I see what you did there. The Cimarron had every cavalier quality outside of a Z24 badge.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > The Revengel 07/24/2014 at 16:27

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I just thought of a Cimarron V, lol.

The Revengel > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 16:46

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YOU OWE ME A NEW MONITOR! Mine's now covered with Coke.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > The Revengel 07/24/2014 at 16:50

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BRB AMEX Black Card.

The Revengel > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 16:55

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While you're up . . . can I get a Members Only jacket to go with those driving gloves?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 17:42

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At least it's a manual... ?

coqui70 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 07/24/2014 at 21:15

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Leisure Suit Larry's dream car.

Old-Busted-Hotness > coqui70 07/25/2014 at 06:58

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Plenty of room in the glovebox for your libbed lubed lubbers.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > The Revengel 07/25/2014 at 21:54

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While you're up . . . can I get a Members Only jacket to go with those driving gloves?

This. Perfection.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/25/2014 at 21:56

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I've never driven one, but I'm just going to guess based on the rest of the car it's a manual that would make you wish for an automatic.